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### SECOND PARABLE: You can think yourself out of any problem except being dead.
*Exit GRAVEDIGGER, left.*
*Lights up. GRAVEDIGGER is gone. It's midmorning, or early afternoon. One can hear birdsong, the quiet bustling of a town going about its business. And faintly, faraway music.*
*A coffin sits center stage, resting within an open grave. The tombstone, previously shadowed and illegible, now comes into focus. THE ACCOUNTANT. Beat.*
*A coffin sits center stage, resting within a now-open grave. The tombstone, previously shadowed and illegible, comes into focus. THE ACCOUNTANT. Beat.*
*ACCOUNTANT pushes open the lid of the coffin, attempts to take a deep breath. Instead he is wracked with a fit of coughing. He is very obviously long dead- a skeleton, or a walking corpse. Perhaps he is transparent. Regardless of this, he stands, brushes his pants clean, and sits on the edge of the grave.*
ACCOUNTANT:
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what is the accountant's problem? what was it?
- he worked for the mob and...
- he lost all his bosses' money in a high-stakes poker match.
- several harebrained schemes to steal it back later...
- he got sent to sleep with the fishes!
- as he monologues, the mobsters wander in
- each one is talking about how, inadvertently, every one of the schemes ended up working out.
- some still laugh at him, some apologize.
- all of them speak directly to him, and each tosses a different flower into the coffin.
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